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20 Hilarious (And Totally Ridiculous) Reasons Why Kids Cry

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The great thing about kids is that they put setting their own hair on fire and dropping their toys in the same spot on the “I should totally be crying about this” scale. And no one addresses this weepy phenomenon more brilliantly than Reasons My Son Is Crying. Basically, the site hinges around parents submitting […]

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NFL Player Hit By Twitter Death Threats

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An NFL player whose fourth-quarter penalty crippled his team’s chance of a last second win on Sunday says he has since received death threats from fans on Twitter. Washington Redskins receiver Joshua Morgan (pictured above) threw the ball at an opposing defender after a play late in Sunday’s game against the St. Louis Rams, drawing […]

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‘No class’: Denver appliance store weighs in on Seahawk Richard Sherman [pic]

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http://twitter.com/#!/NicoleJGates/status/425741717803773953 If Seahawks cornerback Richard Sherman finds himself in Denver hunting for luxury appliances, he might want to avoid this place: http://twitter.com/#!/MikeGarafolo/status/425705272913309696 *** Related: ‘Insane’: Seattle Seahawks cornerback Richard Sherman goes off during post-game interview with Erin Andrews [Vine] Sen. Chris Murphy threatens to ‘go all Richard Sherman on Republicans’; Nobody in particular intimidated ‘Candid response’: Fox […]

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Fail-boat lies give Drudge editor insight into ambitions of Kerry spox

http://twitter.com/#!/josephcurl/status/353501551354068992 Ahem … that’s unfettered lying. And working for the State Department is obviously a great training ground. http://twitter.com/#!/InGodIDoTrust/status/353552744214298625 An upside for Drudge editor Joseph Curl: If State Department mouthpiece Jen Psaki finds herself behind the Clown Carney podium someday, Curl won’t even have to invent a new drinking game. Clearly she’s studied up on Jay […]

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Austin’s ban on plastic assault bags goes into effect

http://twitter.com/#!/icwhatudo/status/308008430642294784 Despite dire warnings of sequesterpocalygeddon, millions awakened yesterday to business as usual. Residents of Austin, Texas, did notice one small change that had nothing to do with budget cuts: the city’s ban on plastic assault bags went into effect March 1, catching many by surprise despite a year-long education campaign. Today is the first […]

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Current TV host: Bush’s ‘greatest accomplishment was not dying,’ preventing Cheney presidency

http://twitter.com/#!/JohnFugelsang/status/316939553665609728 Evidently, sucking at math isn’t enough for this clown; he has to suck at decency, too. @johnfugelsang Good one! — blue1219 (@MChicagoRealtor) March 27, 2013 “@johnfugelsang: Dick Cheney is a constant reminder that George W. Bush’s greatest accomplishment was not dying in office.” Haha! — Jordan Cozby (@JordanCozby) March 27, 2013 “@johnfugelsang: Dick Cheney […]

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The Betches’ Guide to Camping

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Betches aren’t exactly lovers of the great outdoors—we much prefer our AC and wifi—but sometimes, whether it be because you bought last-minute tickets to a music festival or because your parents are punishing you, a betch may find herself going camping. Camping in theory sucks because like you have to potentially come into contact with […]

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SNL Recreates An Awkward St. Louis Morning News Show After Ferguson Protests

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The country is still in a tense state after the protests and riots that occurred after a grand jury failed to indict a police officer for shooting Michael Brown. Saturday Night Live tried to lighten the mood by recreating a peppy, upbeat St. Louis morning show after the angry protests. Things get awkward really fast. For […]

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Seth Rogen: Don’t blame my movie for lunatic’s Isla Vista rampage

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http://twitter.com/#!/Sethrogen/status/471078007327559680 Seth Rogen, star of the new comedy “Neighbors,” is not about to let anyone blame him or his movie for the killing spree in Isla Vista, Calif., that killed six people on Friday. http://twitter.com/#!/AnnHornaday/status/470913369814228992 How is Rogen to blame, anyway (hypothetically speaking)? Washington Post film critic Ann Hornaday laid out her case in a […]

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Tacky Pictures Celebs Probably Wish Had Never Been Taken

We all have those pictures we wish we didnt have, whether it was a horrible haircut your mom made you get in the 80s or the time you thought Glamour Shots were your key to certain fame. Dont feel bad. We all have them. But unlike the common person who can try tohide the evidence […]

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