Someone’s private sector is doing fine: Conservative pick-up lines!/kjon/status/211864665234485248

What Sunday afternoon is complete without a hilarious hashtag game? Today, conservatives on Twitter cleverly showed why and how they always make us giggle madly. They also reveal conservatives to be anything but the fuddy-duddy, stick-in-the-muds portrayed by the media.

Today’s hashtag gave new meaning to the phrase “drill, baby, drill.” Feast your flirty eyes on #conservativepickuplines.

#conservativepickuplines Your private sector or mine?

— Matt (@mdrache) June 10, 2012

I believe in life, liberty, and the pursuit of you. #conservativepickuplines #tcot

— Isaac Schultz (@ImSchultz) June 10, 2012

That actually is a gun in my pocket. But I'm also happy to see you. #ConservativePickUpLines

— Stevie J. West (@StevieJWest) June 10, 2012

#ConservativePickUpLines Baby, we don't need to #Occupy anything because you already occupy my mind.

— Gabriella Hoffman (@Gabby_Hoffman) June 10, 2012

Hey baby, why don't we play American Revolution? You be the British & I'll dominate you like Gen. Washington's army #ConservativePickUpLines

— Katie Johnson (@kjon) June 10, 2012

Did you say good bye to Ronald Reagan, before you fell from heaven? #conservativepickuplines

— David F'n Mcnabb (@DavidMcnabb1) June 10, 2012

Would you like to see my Laffer Curve #conservativepickuplines

— Brent (@brento76) June 10, 2012

Baby, I'd rather spend my income taxes on you! #ConservativePickupLines

— Edward Peichel (@EdwardPeichel) June 10, 2012

Swoon! Shoes, please!

ahaha! That one's cute. RT@ColdHartPatriot #ConservativePickUpLines You have an entitlement to my heart.

— Katie Johnson (@kjon) June 10, 2012

#ConservativePickUpLines how about lunch at 11:00 that way I don't miss Rush at noon.

— Michael Heuerman (@mickheuerman) June 10, 2012

And win.

Baby, you raise me up higher than Obama’s unemployment numbers. #ConservativePickUpLines

— Gregoré (@greg_zemaitis) June 10, 2012

Trending achieved!

#conservativepickuplines is trending and they are hilarious, if only I could think up one..

— Troy Allen (@allentr09) June 10, 2012

Will it trend all night long? We have faith in the stamina of conservative Twitter users!

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