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Obama’s $18K birth control e-card inspires hilarious Tumblr, Ace rant

http://twitter.com/#!/AceofSpadesHQ/status/251825368439332864

As Twitchy reported yesterday, the Trojan Man of the People is pushing a “Women for Obama” e-card from a poor, victimized Julia pleading with mommy to foot her $18,000 birth control bill.

If you're paying $18,000 for birth control, #youredoingitwrong. http://t.co/tXClQp0O

— Lachlan Markay (@lachlan) September 28, 2012

She’s planning for the horror of a Romney presidency, natch. Evidently it will be just like the dark, dark days — prior to 2012 — when women had to shell out for their own diamond-studded diaphragms. (Ouch.)

Conservatives couldn’t resist giving it to Team Obama good. Real good.

Barack Obama wants you to ask your mom for an $18,000 birth control loan. Here's what she'd write back. http://t.co/bkmMorl6

— AlexaShrugged (@AlexaShrugged) September 28, 2012

An awesome new Tumblr imagines how mom would respond to the postcard from her precious child’s vagina.

“I’M SORRY, ARE YOU BUYING A CAR TO BRING IT ALL HOME IN, TOO?” Barack Obama wants you to ask y… http://t.co/YW307fYv via @instapundit

— Instapundit.com (@instapundit) September 29, 2012

More from momineedbirthcontrol.tumblr.com:

I’m sorry, are you buying a car to bring it all home in, too? It’s called CVS – check it out.

Hey, if mom isn’t willing to shell out for a platinum IUD, Larry is totally willing to help out.

I think this was sent to the wrong address, but I’d be happy to chip — if you get my drift 😉 –Larry

Er, bow chicka?

Seriously who did the math on this E-Card? $18,000 seems a little excessive; It's like we want them to make fun of us: http://t.co/oG3IFK0H

— Dems Livestream (@DemsLivestream) September 28, 2012

It really is like they want to be mocked mercilessly. Time for blogger Ace of Spades to get in on the hot conservative-on-e-card action.

Dear Mom, I need $18,000 for birth control for my girlfriend. I'm dating Ringworld.

— iLoveScienceSexually (@AceofSpadesHQ) September 28, 2012

Ma and Pop, I need $18,000 for birth control for a girl. Her name is Sarah Connor. She lives in the past.

— iLoveScienceSexually (@AceofSpadesHQ) September 28, 2012

Mom, I need to borrow $18K for condoms. You know why. You survived dad.

— iLoveScienceSexually (@AceofSpadesHQ) September 28, 2012

Mom, can I borrow $18K? I have my eye on some sweet birth control pills and/or a 2011 Lexus.

— iLoveScienceSexually (@AceofSpadesHQ) September 28, 2012

Dear Mom, I need $18K for birth control. The "birth control" I have in mind is a "hitter" named Johnny Fingers. He's a pro.

— iLoveScienceSexually (@AceofSpadesHQ) September 28, 2012

Mom, can I have the $18K for birth control you paid $36K in taxes to provide? I like to pretend government money came from the sky.

— iLoveScienceSexually (@AceofSpadesHQ) September 28, 2012

Dear Mom, since you have a job, and I, being an Obama Voter, do not, you're kind of paying for my birth control either way, right?

— iLoveScienceSexually (@AceofSpadesHQ) September 28, 2012

Dear Mom, I need $18K for birth control. I'm dating Jacksonville. Yes, the city.

— iLoveScienceSexually (@AceofSpadesHQ) September 28, 2012

Dear Mom, I need $18K for birth control and/or to find the crypt of the legendary Count Chocula.

— iLoveScienceSexually (@AceofSpadesHQ) September 28, 2012

Dear Mom, I need $18K for birth control and its convenient carrying case, a 2012 SeaDoo.

— iLoveScienceSexually (@AceofSpadesHQ) September 28, 2012

Mom, I need $18K for birth control. Who am I dating…? This is sorta embarrassing, given my politics, but it's Rafala. The Romneys' horse.

— iLoveScienceSexually (@AceofSpadesHQ) September 28, 2012

Mom, I need $18K to cover the costs of birth control, and by birth control, I mean one year tuition at Vassar.

— iLoveScienceSexually (@AceofSpadesHQ) September 28, 2012

Mom, I need $18K for a sick Dungeons & Dragons basement and 3,000 miniature figures and terrain. Birth control? Let's say it's a two-fer.

— iLoveScienceSexually (@AceofSpadesHQ) September 28, 2012

Finally. Flukenomics explained for us simpletons! Ace truly is a national treasure.

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2012/09/29/obamas-18000-birth-control-e-card-inspires-hilarious-tumblr-brutal-ace-of-spades-mockery/

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