Guy Shares Horrific Tale Of Being Caught Mid-Blowjob By His Girlfriend’s Mum

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With regards to this story, a lot of people are saying things like “this is literally my worst nightmare” and “nothing in the world is as bad as this”. I mean, yeah, it wouldn’t be great but I dare say I’d rather get caught having sex by mum than being in some kind of Saw situation.

But that’s not the point, basically anyone who isn’t into incestual voyeurism would feel the pain of this guy as he takes us through his story. Have a read of the blue tale from an0therthr0wawaytbhas he misses the point of the Reddit feed TODAY I F*cked Upwith a story of last year…

“So obviously this happened a year ago.”

See? Also that’s not obvious…

“I was 17, me and my girlfriend of like a year were getting it on in her parents house who weren’t home. We had been making out for a while and it was taken to the next stage. We were on our way up the stairs and we crashed through the door at the top of her staircase which led to the bathroom apparently. So we undress and she kisses down my torso. God damn it felt good. She starts blowing and I feel f*cking great.”

I mean… we know how blowjobs work…

“10 minutes in and I hear a noise from downstairs which I decided to pass off as the dog f*cking about downstairs. So we continue and I hear what I again presumed to be the dog bounding up the stairs but I didn’t care because I was close to the finish. Before I knew what the f*ck was happening the door flew open and her mother is standing there staring at me with a look so sharp it could cut diamonds.

It gets worse (and no, this isn’t a porno – she doesn’t join in)

This is where the real FU came. It came the same time I did. I finish in her mouth while locking eyes with her mother. I yelled, her mother yelled and we stood there for about a second covering ourselves before her mother started screaming the house down. It’s at this point, ladies and gentlemen, I must tell you that my girlfriend was not a sallower. Her mother screams “WHAT THE F*CK DO YOU HAVE TO SAY FOR YOURSELF —-.” and with that came one of the most horrific yet hilarious moments of my life. My girlfriend goes to say sorry but forgets that she has a mouthful of my seed. With the initial “So” sound coming out so did the contents of her mouth. The three of us watched as it fell in what seemed like slow motion to the floor, or what the thought would be the floor anyway. Little did we know her dog had walked in. Cum hits dog, dog runs away, mother explodes. So after hours of screaming and being told never to come back I left. It’s safe to say I’m not with her anymore.”

Horrible stuff, And for those of you who think this isn’t true,an0therthr0wawaytbh has shared a screenshot of the conversation that followed with his ex…

It sounds like he’s being a tad unreasonable. She performed an act of great kindness on him and, by no fault of her own, they were caught – it’s not like he had to deal with his parents having caught him…

Anyway, my point stands… getting caught in the act > dismemberment.

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