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The Betches’ Guide to Camping

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Betches aren’t exactly lovers of the great outdoors—we much prefer our AC and wifi—but sometimes, whether it be because you bought last-minute tickets to a music festival or because your parents are punishing you, a betch may find herself going camping. Camping in theory sucks because like you have to potentially come into contact with […]

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How To Handle Embarrassing Posts On Your Social Media

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One of the reasons betches are constantly checking their social media, aside from constant boredom, is that without vigilant supervision, your social media accounts can go from cute beach selfies to total chaos in the span of like a few hours. That’s because betches might be social media savvy, but we can’t always say the […]

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How To: Handle A Hater

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As a betch, it is likely that you will one day attract some less-than-positive attention from one of the many jealous sidepieces that the bros you hang out with bring around. These pseudo-betches lack the confidence necessary to be a full on betch like yourself and have allowed their asymmetrical faces and knock off bags […]

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Our Top Funniest Shit of 2013

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Whether you're tanning on a beach or growing ghostly because you're a post grad betch miz at work, it's always a good time to review the year you've had. And no, we don't mean in the way of feeling remorseful and/or nostalgic…who can bother with nostalgia when all your memories are blackout and exist only […]

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Five Social Media Posts You Should Rethink Before Posting

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1. Health Food We get it, you’re on a new “healthy living” kick, despite the fact that you don’t need to lose 3 pounds because omg you’re so skinny. Unless you’re on The Biggest Loser I really don’t need a daily play-by-play of your “progress” and 56 muploads of the protein bars you’re consuming pre-workout […]

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Things That Happen When A Betch Goes On A Diet

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There’s a point in every betch’s life when she realizes she really needs to lose weight, on top of the 3 pounds she’s constantly “trying to lose.” After deciding she needs to lose her (non-existent) love handles, a betch's weight loss process usually goes down like this: Stage 1: The Announcement The attention-seeking betch will […]

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